Silent-G's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Super Monkey Poop FIght]

okay

it was okay. What it really needed was some sound, atleast music or little beeping noises like an old arcade game. I really liked the classic look of it. But at times the monkey wouldnt throw poop, and it was kinda slow. I understood throwing poop at the hunters, but why was I throwing poop at my fellow monkeys?

[Office Chimp]

good idea

good idea but it was executed poorly, there were too many people to talk to and the gift aspect was a little bit too much. als there were a lot of bugs, sometimes I would say the right thing and they'd be all happy and then it would say "your not my friend" and the affection thing would go down, and it took too long to play, and whenever I didn something it would just make that annoying noise, maybe you should have different sounds for different things, or have little animations. and fix the bugs, thats the most annoying part.

[supersoldier]

very good

I love how a lot of your stuff that you make can look very violent yet have somewhat of a powerful hidden message. especially this one for example, I can see at first that the story looks like a little guy running around blowing up other guys, there are very many things like this on NG but the way you do it makes it look very pretty, plus when I noticed that the guy I was playing as was pink and when he took over one of the bases the whole building turned pink with a peace symbol on it, I could tell this story had much more. Now I could quickly come up with a story about this guy about how the orange guys killed his family and he's trying to teach them to be peacful or something, but I'd much rather see you continue the adventures of our little hero so we can find out more about him.
thx,
-G.C.

[H.A.P.P.Y]

help

I've been hypnotized, this is the best thing on NG I've ever seen. Im gonna get drunk or high or something and watch this.

C360 responds:

Getting drunk and high and watching this animation could be the key to having a great, enjoyable life.

Thanks for the review

[Pegboard Puzzle]

pretty good

I actually have one of these games at home. there really fun when you get bored, there could have been some more animation but it was just fine the way it was, you also should have added some more songs, but I like the one you had, it went with the game.

[StarCraft FA 3]

frustrating

like many games on NG this game is very frustrating, its pretty fun until the zerg builder came and built that thing, I played three or four times each time fixing what I did wrong the time before but I awlays kill the thing a split second after it fires. I think it should have started with an easier level. Anyone who hasn't played the original wont know the story so your kinda excluding non-blizzard fans. also the instructions make the game seem extremely complicated, we dont need to know the time it takes to reload and the time between shots. I did however like that I could see where my units detected and damaged enemies. It also seems like there is a bunch Im missing like getting to build and mine and that kinda stuff, which is sad because I know you worked really hard on this. but if you work really hard on something you dont want people to see just part of it just to die. show us the best part first that way we're hooked then have the crappier gameplay at the end. overall this is a pretty good game though.

[Dad 'n Me]

better than recent games

I really liked this, for the first few minutes, then when the ninja kids come it just gets extrememly frustrating. all they do is dodge all your moves by jumping and no matter where you are the hit you. I did like the first part though it was really fun kicking the shit out of the kids, especially those rich kids and the one with the little suction cup gun wearing the suit, he pissed me off cuz he was all like look at me in my nice suit Im richer than you. and then you just go up to him and cut him with your knife and just bash the shit outa him. I wish there was a move where when you grappled them and you had full rage you could tear their head off, I dunno maybe there was. there were a lot of moves that were cool but its easier to just hit a and s randomly, rather than using the move that looks the coolest. I wish there were more wepeons rather than the rarely seen knife. hopefully there will be a console version soon that will be much better, like alien hominid. congratulations on making such a fantastic game. I cant wait to see more from you guys.

[Element Saga Chapter 5]

frustrating

I can see this is a good game, I love the combat system how you can link all different moves together but it was annoying how slow it moved it was like whenever you attacked it would go into bullet time, and its easier to wait for the enemy to come to you. but the part I really hated was the first level, I mean when I saw the demo I thought the full version would be more like a sidescroller adventure but the camera just stays in one spot, I go off the screen and it doesnt follow me, I wanna see what Iam doing way up in the air. anyway the first level was impossible for me, maybe because I suck at gaming, or maybe its because the first level just sucks, i really liked the comic book style cutscenes but its hard to follow. the only part I liked about this was the demo where I got to actually try the cool moves on the enemies, coleseum mode didnt work for me, it would just freeze and countdown, so I wasnt really able to upgrade that much. I like the graphics, although they could move a little faster, the combat system is really good, the music got really annoying, the violence was decent although I didnt really understand what the spikes were coming out of the robots, the upgrading system looked okay although I only got to use it once, it wasnt funny at all, which is okay, overall this is a good game, I just didnt really get to play it. very frustrating.

[Don't Touch The Walls]

good but level 2 is really hard

I couldnt even get past the first part in level 2 but this game looked really cool, and was a good idea, you could even have a story line for it with like cutscenes of a guy escaping from some science facility, thats what it looked like to me. but maybe if the person dies 3 times on one level a hint should pop up about what to do, otherwise the second level just gets extremely frustrating. also when a person dies it needs to pause for a second so they can see what they did wrong. this should be redone so it can get a really good score.

[Hop a lot Hobbit]

frustrating

very frustrating, I died from tripping on a horse's tail. If I kept playing this I would have exploded and I wouldnt be here writing this review. it was an okay idea but it was just pure frustration.