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that's not how deadpool works

Posted by Silent-G - May 1st, 2009


THIS NEWS POST WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR THE FILM "X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE"
DO NOT CONTINUE TO READ THIS NEWS POST IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO SPOIL THE FILM "X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE"

just to reiterate, this news post contains spoilers for the new X-Men film.

Okay so, I am a pretty big fan of the Marvel character Deadpool, just like everyone else who knows who Deadpool is. You probably either love Deadpool, or don't know enough about him. So naturally when I found out that Ryan Reynolds was going to play Wade Wilson (Deadpool) in the new X-Men movie, I decided I was going to go see the midnight showing. So I go, and am pleased to see that Ryan Reynolds portrays Wade Wilson in the way I know and love him from the comic books. But then, suddenly, at the end, I see what looks like Wade Wilson lying on an operating table being turned into what William Stryker is calling "weapon eleven," "the pool," and "the dead pool." and this thing, that I refuse to believe is actually Wade Wilson, that's lying on the table, has his mouth sewn shut and his head shaved. So this weapon eleven thing wakes up and it turns out he has a bunch of powers which include Wolverines Healing factor, two full length retractable swords that come out of his knuckles, John Wraith's teleportation power, and Cyclops's laser eyes. So this weapon eleven thing fights wolverine and sabertooth and wolverine kills it by choppin of it's head. So I was like, why the fuck did Stryker call it Deadpool at one point, and why did it look like Wade Wilson. and if that was Wade Wilson how the fuck are they going to make the Deadpool movie that is apparently already written.

conclusion is that I'm really pissed that Ryan Reynolds isn't in the end of the movie at all, and that I probably have to wait ten years to ever see him do something as awesome as play Wade Wilson again. But now I have to constantly reassure myself that Wade Wilson was not turned into the pile of shit that was weapon eleven, and that he was frozen and weapon eleven just happens to look like him because they used most of his DNA to make fuck face eleven shit head thing.

EDIT:
apparently there is an alternate secret ending that I didn't see because I got the stupid ending with Logan in China or wherever, where Deadpool picks up his head and it has a mouth.

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I'm still a bit pissed off though because this ruins the whole Deadpool origin continuity if they make a Deadpool movie. but at least it shows that they are trying to fix it.

that's not how deadpool works


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